I invite all my Facebook friends I never met to dinner

What I learned living as a 9-year-old for the week

You won't believe how many I hoaxed with this fake story

My day as a sploshing star (New York Magazine)

I was a professional man snuggler (Maxim)

How NOT to plan an Airbnb

What happened when I got on a public bus in a naked suit

I'm not an expert, so why did people line up for my advice?

When your wife calls your exes to discuss your shortcomings

I sample cryotherapy & nearly cry

My 'Puppetry of the Penis' audition

My wife and I join match.com to test if they'll hook us up

What happened when I stopped complaining for a week

I was marijuana-raped by Snoop Dogg

My Airbnb family vacation with an unwanted total stranger

The night my wife invited a celeb to dinner and the bugger said yes!

I catch guys lying about height with doctor's scale outside DMV

I was sexually harassed  by Angelina Jolie

Is sperm vegan?

Why I won't even drink from my wife's glass and what I did about it

I fired a rock n' roll legend

What it's like to be blocked by Matt Dillon

I want my foreskin back

Alex Trebek saw me naked

The night I spent nearly getting killed in jail

What I learned by sex-lubing my entire body for 24 hours

The insane story of how I met my wife

I apologize to old roommate for ripping him off thousands

How I crowdfunded my next vacation

Why an I being fitted for an aging suit by Rob Lowe?

Yet another superhero fight I lose to a girl

Why this Apple co-founder sold $709 billion in stock for $800 and doesn't kill himself

What previous generations wouldn't believe about today

Being a slob helps the planet

Why it's healthy to laugh at others' misfortunee

Pilots explain when to worry in flight

13 things guys only think about while pooping

Can I stump the man who knows all?

Why I'm not sorry for being a jerk, and you shouldn't be, either

The most obvious LinkedIn lies and what they mean

My day with Marty Allen

When you hit on Gwen Stefani & Sheryl Crow, your karma is getting hit on by Billy Squier

Would you travel back in time to kill Hitler?

What happens to your pee, poop and penis in space

We might be a sex offenders and not know it

The shocking lesson I learned from an anti-vaxxer

Which effing restroom am I supposed to take my daughter into?

How Facebook ruins vacations

Speed dating with a bag over my head

In defense of letting my kid watch way too much TV

History's most significant farts

How many guys cheat at their bachelor parties and did I?

The meat-eater's guide to Thanksgiving w/ vegetarians

Baseball is for fatties and always has been

In the interview ring with Mike Tyson

How to make potato salad for just $45k